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this is the computer game magazine ad version of those vans painted all over with conspiracy theory nonsense

 what about the people who were baptised by him and then died in the intervening 20 years? do their families just have to accept that their loved one is going to hell because some dude fucked up the paperwork?

this is a whole fucking thing going back to the age of thomas aquinas and there's been more than one war fought at least a bit about it. quad mus sumit, et cetera

certainly the most important thing Jesus said is that you have to use the exact words when you perform ritual actions or they don't work and you go to hell

imagine going to hell because your priest forgot a semicolon

dude how the fuck many is four-twenty-ten-seven again?

quatre vingt deez nuts

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My favorite self care tip is to pretend you’re a demon inhabiting a humans body and you gotta look after it, treat it right, cause these things are weak af man and you gotta protect your host

…You know, that might actually work.

Always and forever reblogging this

Sigh. No self-respecting demon would let the body go this long without showering. Brb.

XD wtf that’s great.

This may actually work, motivation by “to be a successful infiltrator on the mortal plane my host must be as successful as possible”

THIS SHOULDN’T BE AS CONVINCING AS IT IS…WHAT THE FIERY-HOT BALLS OF SATAN IS MAKING THIS A CONVINCING ARGUMENT?

idk, but I’m going to bed now. 

Kindness and joy are never wasted or meaningless. Even if it seems like the future is hopeless, there is value in helping others and enjoying yourself in the present.

Hey, still looking for a Sentinels friend? I’ve been a fan of the game for a while, and started listening to The Letters Page recently. And your art is cute.

This is the best Tweet ever.

some people???? stab emperors??? to coup????

None of those things are violence, dumbasses.

the fact that you think these aren’t violent and oppressive acts shows how effective the indoctrination is. making someone homeless, making someone suffer, is violent. full stop.

Making someone homeless is not on that list. I repeat: None of those things are violence. To say they are is an unforgeable mark of someone who’s never really experienced violence.

It’d be nice if we had a word for things that can be just as deadly as violence, which has the same emotional impact “violence” does. A lot of rhetoric along the lines of “X does not justify violence” gets to sneak in the implication that violence is an escalation in harm caused, without having to argue that this is the case.

You Imbecile You Fucking Moron Potter, theres actually zero difference between good & bad names

@vulpineangel

Wait seriously? I thought we couldn’t figure out how to get them to bang. What happened?

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If I could just get some context, that would be great

This link explains the concept of GNU. The idea was created Terry Pratchett, who died recently. This is our way of paying tribute. 

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Guy’s…. Is this going to destroy Tumblr?

If it does, a) it will have been worth it, b) it will be a fitting legacy for a man who hated shoddy workmanship. :D 

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what if mayonnaise came in cans

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

good morning to everyone except these two people