Clarinet Dildo

This is advanced

infinite power in this dog

Pictured: What its like being with the boys

I do not think you know what that word means, friend. I am a feminist because I stand up for women. Not chickens.

You stand up for human women, I’ll keep standing for all women

ok uh… how is a chicken a woman?

There’s a lot to unpack here. +the flexibility to get in that pose +the balance to stay on the skateboard +the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes +the dexterity to hit a target while moving +the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye …I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…

WOW

If you ever feel bad about running a 16 minute mile

I’m taking notes 

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

tumblr 2014 vs 2018

The dads are evolving

They have learned our technology, they control our communication

my boy ratatouille livin the good life im happy for him

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes