Great Perhaps

hello police i would like to report my cats legs missing

she had them the whole time!! the fiend!!

English dolls’ houses (c. 1850-1880) from the Mary Merritt Doll Museum Auction (via).

Finally someone said it

R E S P E C T

The Nanny ♥ Poor sick Niles, home alone like a dog.

moodboard

Long time no see, tumblr! Anyone still here? :) Thought I’d share my latest - fruit and vegetables re-imagined as watercolor characters.  There’s an amazing greengrocer near my London home, and for the last few months I have been going over there and picking green foods I found interesting and inspiring to create characters based on those.  Hope you like it! And if you could spare a second to upvote my Bored Panda post that would be very nice of you ^_^  https://www.boredpanda.com/fruit-vegetable-watercolor-characters-marija-tiurina/ Happy last day of February!

This is the best thing I’ve seen today

Comrade Rihanna please speak out against Nestle Walmart & Amazon

I saw this ad on my dashboard and I have to speak out. This is going to sound crazy but bare with me. So, I used to eat these. Literally eat these. If you were born in the 90′s you know these were delicious. But they came in like a fine dust with a few pellets of gum in there to break it up and I would carry three of these jugs around with me on a keychain on my backpack. Everyone knew you weren’t supposed to eat these but they tasted so good I would go into the bathroom at school and just eat an entire jug. So after a couple weeks of eating these I stopped being able to poop. Like I explicitly remember being constipated for a good part of my 2nd grade year. And my mom was like “i’m not going to buy you any more of that gum you’re having too much sugar it’s making you constipated” but little did she know i was actually eating like 5 of these a day. so she stopped buying them for me and like 2 days later i was in school and i shit my pants and it was bright pink and it stuck to my ass all day and when i got home i literally had to pull the tiny 2nd grade hairs off my buttcheeks because the bright pink bubble jug diarrhea had been caked to my flat ass because i was too scared to tell anyone i shit myself

devour the dumpling child

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