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unstoppable force (f1 scheduling next year so that max can't participate because they look like clowns rn to everyone who watches racing) vs immovable object (nurburgring 24h will move to accomodate max because the amount of publicity he brings will off set any cost of the movement)
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The Pitt is baby's first fandom for so many people. Wdym I should hate Langdon, because he was stealing pills and treating patients high? I was 9 years old watching Dr House pop 3 stolen Vicodin with a half bottle of Whiskey and then treating the Black Plague. Who am I to judge?
i keep going back to that stupid opinion i saw weeks ago that went something like: who cares if the drivers have fun? they're only here to entertain me! okay but have you considered that the beauty of sports is to watch people push the limits of the thing they've put 10,000 hours into since childhood out of pure love of the game? i feel like i'm going crazy
Max said in 2023 that he wasn't happy that the active aerodynamics will be controlled by systems and not the drivers themselves. He wanted more autonomy in choosing when to use the active aerodynamics.
To think this is the same system that sent him in the barriers and he literally couldn't do anything to save the car. He said this three years ago by the way but nothing is going to change as long as Mercedes is collaborating with the FIA to make prototypes of these cars.
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WHAT DOES HE MEAN-!?!?!4!;73)37:!
anyway, i'll be waiting for a race around before summer break when 90% of the drivers throw a hissy fit about "they can't race" and "it's too much" and "not real f1" and then max will have look into the camera like it's the office because he's been saying this since 2023 and when he said it at testing everyone got mad.
My favouritest sport fact ever is that in 1990s 2 cardiac surgeons watched an f1 race to save the lives of countless kids. The Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children (GOSH) kept losing the lives of patients after successful heart surgeries. Specifically the 10-15 minutes after a bonefide clinically successful surgery patients would die:
And so the two surgeons filmed a handover after heart surgery and sent it to the Ferrari pitcrew who were told to critique and improve handover process
And from this:
we got this:
The error rate during patien handovers dropped from 30% to 10% with the F1 informed protocol.
I literally love this fact so much because being an pitcrew member is such a thankless job because theyre underpaid and overworked mechanics and they literally saved lives in this instance.
Gabi: No, I think what I always found very nice from him, even before when I met him, when we were studying the histories in Adria or any time I met him, he was exactly the same guy.
So, you know I don't want to get in any big polemic here, but 90% of the F1 drivers, they're not like this. I don't know, they're in F1 and things are different or they treat you in a way if you are in F1. But when you are not in F1, they don't treat you well or they don't give you attention. And I feel like Max has never been like this. He always gave me a lot of support and before F1. And not only for me, but you see the other guys that we drive in the sim and he never– it's never different, you know. And we always joke about because I think if someone stops Max in the street and he keeps talking to the person for two hours, even he doesn't know the person until you take him out, you know, because it's like this. And I think this is very nice because this is outside of the track and when he's on track he's just, you know, a beast. He goes in and divebomb and makes the move. And I think this is nice, you separate very well who you are outside and inside the track, and people respect you from who you are. And in the media, he doesn't try to be different and nice to the camera or bad. He's just himself as well. And I think this is the most important thing that I try to be as well, because again, that's a thing I admire in people that I live with and I try to be like this.
Sherlock Holmes (2009) dir. Guy Ritchie
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'georges rant was funny and iconic, you can't be mad at him for that'
it was funny because he wanted to be taken seriously and no one did.
if we're getting technical about it he said some pretty questionable things about max which he meant seriously. so we're allowed to question that.
This is literally what I imagine Max's reaction whenever Lando tries SOOOO hard to diss him or mock him (for the nth time)
"And I know you think it comes off vicious
But it's precious, adorable
Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse
That's how much it hurts."
Absolutely wild quote from Lando. What is his explanation for Lewis’s success? Because it used to just be Lewis didn’t have to do much since he had the fastest car, which whoops. Also how does he explain Mick Schumacher not even having a seat?
Also doesn’t explain Oscar beating him H2H or the fact that he would almost certainly be beaten by Charles or George in equal machinery, and probably others.
I am sure we are about to get a walk back with a claim it was taken out of context like every other time Lando shows us who he is as a person.
I had to fact check it twice because I was convinced they were making it up but he deadass said it with his full chest 💀
The full context is him starting of by praising Max saying how he could never see hismelf being compared to him because he's so good and then contradicting himself towards the end with that diabolical quote which just undoes all the sincerity from the beginning.
The concept of Lando Norris, son of a multi millionaire worth over 200+ million who invested at least 44 million into shaping his F1 career, going as far as to buying him that seat, making sure he had every opportunity possible from a young age, downplaying Max's success to him being a 'Nepo baby' 😭
Majority of the grid comes from a family with no racing background, hell Lewis and Charles came from a middleclass background on top of that and had to work twice as hard and sacrifice so much to get these opportunities that he got on a silver platter and they're way out of his league talent wise
Not only is he embarrassing himself, he's also disservicing his parents too, saying "my mom and dad weren't drivers" so that's why I turned out the way I am as if they didn't hire the best and most professional coaches to help him?
I knew he was gonna get creative with his excuses now that he's losing to Oscar but my god I at least expected him to keep a bit of his self respect and dignity
I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.
"I feel bad for the people at Red Bull." How many times do said people have to say that they have a good relationship with Max?
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max: the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I want it, the car is not where I wa
reporter: how does it feel to now have the car exactly where you want it?
max: *considers the legalities of murder*
I don’t usually liked to get involved in this kind of thing and I may delete this later because this really isn’t what I want to use my blog for, my blog has always just been a space for my writing and to talk about Max. But some of the posts on here recently have seriously crossed a line.
This has gone well beyond a bit of harmless parasocial behavior. You do not know Max. You do not know Kelly. Maybe they’re perfectly happy, maybe they’re miserable, shockingly, no matter how much you stalk them none of us actually know what goes on in their lives. And more importantly? It’s none of our business. It’s like there’s a complete inability to distinguish between online content and real life. You can dig through every post, every interview, every breadcrumb they’ve ever left online and still, you don’t know these people.
The way some of you speak about them with such confidence is bizarre. Like… go outside. Touch grass. Take a deep breath and unclench.
At the end of the day, this is a sport. The racing is literally right there, maybe try focusing on that instead of inventing soap opera plots for people you’ve never met.
It’s not just embarrassing anymore. It’s gross.
