Tanya

im over here saying yeah lestappen’s dead it’s not even that compelling and here comes charles homotron 3000 leclerc giving his best elevator pitch for why max should join ferrari and also how they hated each other in karting but they love each other now and how he’d race anyone in the last lap of the race but the person he wants to race the most is max because he trusts him to be the only one to push to the limit….

Hockey rpf but instead of shipping people it’s writing Connor bedard having a good day

(two drinks in at the next departmental function) yeah so theyre calling him the next helen of troy. cause his face launched 1000 ships and brought ruin upon the city of anaheim and his story is one of love and betrayal and gods who claim him as their own so they can make him suffer and of missing a far-off home that is perhaps only beautiful and perfect in the remembering and of distances that once crossed can never be un-crossed and of profound loneliness that creeps in without abatement even as the entire earth cries out (in) his name. what do you mean 'who are the philadelphia flyers'

it's been one of those of weeks... park that car drop that phone sleep on the floor dream about me!

the act of hockey players hitting the boards during warmups to show affection to fans is akin to a kitty headbutting you for pets