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hello august you piece of shit

goodbye august you piece of shit

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

ye

enter the cornflakes domain

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

reblogging this to add that I often think about the old man yaoi mangaka on bluesky who said "the phrase that finally convinced me that the English language is truly beautiful was 'this shit is so ass'"

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

So fucking funny that canonically Riz is the only person who can take aomeone else's stress tokens cuz hes so neurotic.

i have not seen enough people talking about how utterly emotionally devastating aelwyn's line about adopting the rescue cats who had been at the shelter the longest was. like, aelwyn, who had been trapped for literal months without sleep in a magic bubble. wanted to adopt the cats who hadn't had homes the longest. and i'm just supposed to, what, move on with my day??????

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

babes i said 4 my lads 4 this isnt 4 i said 4 this isnt that you didnt give me 4 i wanted 4