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*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[Image ID: Tweet from rashomon nesterović (@/ orbrealm) reading: having your grandkids call you shit like "pap-pap" or "peepaw" is so undignified. if i ever have grandchildren, they will refer to me only as Dr. Grandfather /End ID]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

He would do numbers on tumblr

I kknow youre talking about if he had his own blog but I tjink itz important to acknowledge that this man is consistently doing numbers on tumblr. Liek fucking constantly

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem