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We’ve found a new game

today i visited the creepy science fiction princessdom to attend a lecture by the creepy science fiction princess' lead science advisor on the effects of mysterious goo. the lecture was quite informative and i was glad to have made the trip. after the lecture i spoke with the creepy science fiction princess and made eyes at her while complimenting her giant syringe full of glowing green fluid. i think if she still had blood she would have blushed. she asked when she could see me again and gave me the number to her old timey phone that you hold the thing up to your ear. i didn't have the heart to tell her that my princessdom doesn't have any phones old timey or otherwise that i could use to call her, but that's probably because i don't have a heart anymore since i dont need one.

today i decided to make skeleton creatures based on the anatomically incorrect bullshit you can find at craft stores and whatnot. this was really awesome at first because whenever i'm monologuing at a hero i can have butterfly skeletons surround me and it looks really cool. the problem is that now my skeleton warriors have bigger boobs than i do and i'm jealous.

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

maybe most people need to loosen the fuck up and have a crazy night out downtown?

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just gotta make sure i don't forget which one goes where

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