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did yuo know its very normal for girls to fall over when they stand up? this is not iron deficincy,, it is girl supries naptime

the thing they never tell you about teleportation is it kills you and replaces you with a copy of yourself that can have gay sex with your online friends

if you bite that girl hard enough you can become blood related

seeing someone rb to the wrong blog has an upskirt-like feel

Make girls embarrass themselves for your pleasure today!

Make girls embarrass themselves for your pleasure today!

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all

*sniffs air* hey man, you didnt happen to believe in the beautiful facade of a supposedly objective truth while i was away, did you?

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

what now?

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

Seasonal ageries are caused by an aerosolized form of gagobears

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode