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skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

what now?

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

Seasonal ageries are caused by an aerosolized form of gagobears

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

its so embarrassing being an animal with needs

was feeling down so i went out and abused substances with random straight women and gawked at gay guys and had mediocre sex and now im not feeling down. thats crazyyyy has anyone tried this before

wait sorry im enamored by straightwoman and the political implications of that