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Maybe I'm not plural. Maybe you're just jealous my brain has multithreading and yours doesn't.

looks at u in a victim-esque way

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

no your boyfriend cannot come. if you put him in front of me i’m killing him

love is stored in the little girl

*arm around your shoulder, hand in your shirt, looking over your phone* Those capital letters really don't suit you, kiddo.

i should have been cultivating a cult around me fuuuuck i could be having shrine maidens pouring casks of wine into my mouth every fucking day i could have reshaped the agriculture in this region to facilitate this but now there's a kingdom and shit and they want me dead for melting knights

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

this is an unserious criticism that can be applied to any media. stop trying to pretend that limiting it to one piece of media makes it any stonger.

i do not negotiate with simpsons apologists