power word: VIOLENCE

BRING HIM BACK

What if everything gets better in 2016

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it