do you guys remember shaky lore breath. you guys used to love shaky lore breath

how does evbo look like a whitewashed purpled

dmsp was like those old movies that were absolutely stunning and had a really captivating sense of magic and color that we cant really capture today and then you google it and the wikipedia reads out how the filming killed like 30 people and permanently wounded 6 others

Shout out to Jrwi for giving us the funniest way to reveal one of your main characters has brain damage

Its hard to capture what it was like watxhing ctommy dying live. Because we were like say sike rn but it was canon. The screen went to black. We watched for days him in prison. He screamed to c!sam for help. He died to a potato, painful bludgeoning. Ans then cc!Tommy raids Philza who turns to the clip and laughs like HAHAHAHA HE DIED TO A POTATO while me and the inniters on call throwing up on the dash. Ans then its like surely not you knoe then I watch every pov mourning stream ctubbo, cranboo, ceret, cjack, like its boom boom boom boom vine boom suicide then Im like okay okayyuuu im gonna be okay they fucking 3 days later tommy is in limbo with fucking cwilbur and he gets yanked out by cdream like holy shit his abuser can kill and revive him agsin and he gets out unable to handle light or touch due to limbo and death and he is angry how celebrated he was when he died and hated when he was alive. Like 5 years ago today was a moment you cant unsee live.

nastiest trick in the book is getting you genuinely deeply attached to a character whose name sounds fucking stupid in any other context. this WILL happen to you at some point in your life.

One of the many reasons I loved the dream SMP was 1) because it was comprised mainly of pvpers and speedrunners, with hardly any building or redstone specialists, and 2) entering the End was forbidden and the End never factored into the SMP at any point. It led to a lack of resources and infrastructure that gave the server a medieval feeling to it. Players who accumulated a lot of resources usually did so through solo grinding. No one could make communal resource farms because they'd all be at risk of becoming pieces in the geopolitical war games, and/or being destroyed (I think the only piece of communal infrastructure that survived unscathed was the underground spider farm near the Eggpire). People didn't have elytra, and roads were constantly being destroyed, so the primary method of rapid transportation was Riptide tridents, which as far as I'm aware is pretty unique to the Dream SMP and showcases the really awesome and interesting alternatives that can develop in a no-End lategame. God the dog-eat-dog worlds that a bunch of bored men create are hell to live in and absolutely marvellous to tell stories in. The SMPs with End access and reliable resource reserves and infrastructure just can't compare.

nothing sums up the tone of the dream smp better than captain puffy finding out the child she's been giving therapy to has died in a prison cell to the hands of his abuser, going to church prime and praying to a mural of master oogway from kung fu panda to deliver his soul safely. nothing.