as holy as a whalefall

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" ok well I asked fbi special agent fox mulder and he said that his theory is chatgpt is powered by a historical demon referenced in two (2) twelfth century texts that he actually believes is an alien taking the form of technology in order to assimilate better with the modern world and dana scully was also there and she just put her head in her hands and sighed

#Two months on‚ Rothney is in a co-working arrangement with the nest‚#which is now more than a metre tall and swallows an entire bookshelf of ring binders.#owns. of course they feel safe around her bc she is a queen

if i see another person basically go "but what if this character who is explicitly neutral nonbinary is actually just a binary trans egg because nonbinary people arent REALLY as trans as binary trans people im so woke actually" i will start killing people

Audio description: the labyrinth music, with a recording of what sounds like david bowie saying “I see you’re trappped in my gay and stupid maze again” ID end. ID: a screenshot of a tumblr post that is the text version of the audio, followed up by an edit of Jared from the Labyrinth to make it look as if he’s saying that. the second image is a comment from the OP that says “I’m honoured you all think this is AI but it’s me doing the same bad bowie impression I’ve done annoyed my friends with for years. ID end.

i think it’s important to add to the description that the audio post has ‘stupid’ pronounced as 'schewpit’

Primadonna worm all i ever wanted was to squirm