bless this mess

OH MY GOD?? ♥️💖💗💕💘🥺 THANK U

VIP. Very important post

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play

As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??

believe it or not, we liked that more

its worth noting that immediately after these updates that made everything better, we were all angry about it

Hmm. American Football should probably never be played

Once a month or so I hear about some veteran of the league doing something insane and everyone kinda looks at each other like "this probably downstream of the fact that he has severe brain damage from playing football for over a decade"

This was incredibly easy

Hi my name is Quincey Abraham Arthur John Jonathan Wilhelmina Lucy Harker and I was born on the anniversary of Dracula's death (that's how I got my name) and my parents are half vampire. I have dark brown hair and a lot of people tell me I look like Walter Whitman (AN: if you don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). My guardian angel is a cowboy

“Quincy Lucian Arthur Abraham John Renfield Harker, you were named after the bravest polycule and guy who ate bugs I have ever known.”

alpha bros will always pick lions and wolves to superimpose their "I'm so badass I need no one" memes on as if those aren't the two animals most famous for having a buddy system and excellent group cooperation.

getting ready to joust at hole depot :)

home depot* jesus christ

THE HOLE DEPOT

[Image description a red shopping cart more than double the length of a normal cart and it tapers into s point at the end]

Not feminine, not masculine, not androgynous, but a secret fourth thing

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”