"Don't question my missing sanity"

was at a store with my astrology girlie friend and they had these zodiac necklaces and she was baffled to learn that i knew what sign every symbol corresponds to

I like that under normal circumstances the tags of this post would have “what were you doing at the devil’s sacrament” jokes directed at Olivia, but since they called me a “homestuck-er” it’s obvious they actually weren’t at the sacrament and just acquired second hand knowledge

#I can’t believe this is a real scene#it reads like one of those Incorrect Quotes things as a joke#except it’s real

i’ve been on T for about five years and i sound like kermit the frog’s gay cousin. your precious teenage daughter who has been on T long enough to get one extra pube and decide she doesn’t like it is not going to spend the rest of her life with shaquille o’neal living in her chest.

So is he refuting the virgin bit or the Guadeloupe bit? Still could be the Virgin of Stewjon I guess 😜

i so wanna see that ballet

Din brings unity everywhere he goes. Bo-Katan made fun of the Way repeatedly, and now she’s finding her own peace and place within it. Paz has had problems with Din ever since season 1, but now he’s seen Din’s selfless nature in rescuing his son and he has a new respect for him. It was Din who worked to bring Cobb Vanth’s villagers together with the Tuskens despite their troubled history of conflict. Let’s not forget that Din worked closely with Ahsoka despite knowing the Jedi were ancient enemies of Mandalorians. He brings people together so effortlessly and I adore that.

The Invisible Hand of Your Mom wiping your butt for you so you can pretend like you’re having Important Man Thoughts

This makes me think about how Emily Dickinson was writing her poems and suffering from chronic depression but still somehow found time to contribute to the housekeeping and do all the baking and look after her sick mother. The Brontes sisters too still had to run the house for their elderly father and addict brother (who by all accounts did nothing and slept most of the day) while writing their poems and novels. Women writers have never enjoyed this privilege. . 

Every single time you learn of a “self made man” know that there is no such thing. One started the lie and the next simply perpetuated it.

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