Swan Queen or Die

i love female characters who SUCK. Like omg queen you suck so BAD 🤩🤩🤩 Youre a totally shitty person lol 🥰🥰🥰 never has anyone been so selfish and self centered 🤩🤩🤩 your morals are deeply warped and dude i mean it youre brain is SERIOUSLY fucked up 😘😘😘 let me spend every waking hour analyzing why you're so deeply disturbed 😄😄😄

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

there's no better feeling than a woman openly desiring and lusting over you tbh. want that 24/7

as a lover of Women Fighting & Killing media it's so important to me when they actually let the women look like shit. you know what i mean. like im so bored when a woman is in what's supposed to be a brutal fight and her hair is just aesthetically tousled or something and her makeup is still pristine. fuck offfff. if she's beating the shit out of someone and fighting for her life she should be covered in blood n bile she should look like she got hit by a truck and the truck exploded

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

i got burnt too many times at the till realizing i left my money at home, so now i try to keep as many different modes of payment on me as i possibly can. i'm talking cards. i'm talking coins. i'm talking contactless. i'm talking collectibles. i'm talking favors. i'm talking precious minerals. i'm talking gemstones & jewelry. i'm talking scrip. i'm talking endangered species. i'm talking discontinued drugs. i'm talking priceless works of art. i'm talking moon rocks. i'm talking hot trading tips. i'm talking banned weaponry. i'm talking deeds to various plots of land. i'm talking treasure maps. i'm talking lost media. i'm talking fucked-up things in jars. i'm talking historical artifacts. i'm talking sacred relics. i'm talking state secrets. i'm talking passwords. i'm talking cursed statuettes. i'm talking private performances. i'm talking life-changing advice. i'm talking beanie babies. i'm talking first-born sons. i'm talking interesting seashells. i'm talking smooth stones with holes in them. and if all else fails i believe kindness and a smile can get you anything in life; & thievery

yearning in the way only lesbians can rn

ouat really said "we've entrusted a seven-year-old with a newborn baby and sent them to a completely foreign world where he will have the responsibility of singlehandedly raising her into the savior of our world. Unfortunately, it didn't work because he's fucking seven. Also because of the shitty American foster care system." and honestly it was pretty great.

call me weird or perverted all you want but i just love how pussy smells. there is genuinely nothing more hot or seductive than that.

religious psychosis might be the move

Regina: Yes, that is my circus, and yes, those are my monkeys, but I am NOT on shift yet.

Regina in season 3 when she is trying to convince everyone she is not behind the curse: Those are not my monkeys, those are my sister's monkeys.