Toss A Coin To Your Witcher~

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

I consider myself a gimmick blog wherein my gimmick is expressing my opinions and various mundane anecdotes about my life and reblogging things that get my attention or interest. The gimmick is me, Jules

You lolcow yourself

I imagined some kind of vizier figure saying this contemptuously to me

i love you vampires. i love you gothic horror. i love you unsettling themes. i love you religious imagery. i love you doomed narratives. i love you rot and decay.

Hey do you wanna hang out later and distract each other from how horrifying everything is

The funniest thing the saw franchise ever did was giving jigsaw a bunch of dead wife flashbacks in saw 3 only to have the next movie reveal his wife wasn't even dead she just divorced his ass because he kept building torture traps

the other day all my coworkers were talking about the various wack diets they're on and I went "nahhhh I'm on the Seafood Diet" and the lady next to me goes "oh, what's that?" and i was so shocked by actually getting a chance to deliver the punchline on that ancient gag that i barely even remembered to say it

watches project hail mary. fucking loves it. finds out the whole thing was done with practical sets/puppets and minimal CGI. starts reading the book. gets on tumblr to see what people are saying. they are headcanoning ryland grace as aroace and talking about the power of friendship. they are calling the genre “cosmic hope”. chat we fucking won