Toss A Coin To Your Witcher~

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

me dissociating after eating two AA batteries

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

The young punk’s distinctive patterns have not yet grown in, indicating its status as a juvenile. Its simple and innocuous appearance allows it the advantage of blending in. This will ensure its survival until it too is ready to mosh

No way thats called Orangina

Neanderthals probably had insane pull. They were like “I am taking care of my grandma since she hurt her foot. Look at this beautiful cave painting I made.” and early modern humans were like “You are so refreshingly compassionate and make beautiful art. Your stocky frame, huge head and chinlessness have seduced me. Let’s interbreed and create offspring that will have unique autoimmune problems for thousands of years to come.”

Grush 5'4" and single just saying

I mean, yeah, we do have a workplace union, but in practice most of us are excluded because we're technically management. The only person on site who actually pays dues is the guy who puts the enormous iron spheres at the tops of sloping corridors. It doesn't pay a lot, but I'm told the job satisfaction is phenomenal.

One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

"You will often be subjected to uncomfortable situations in public and you should learn to navigate that" and "if you play your music out loud in a public hike then the other hikers should be allowed to hunt you for sport" are two sentiments that can and should co-exist