green onion girl

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

Im probably a bad person but I'm a bad person so idrc about that rn

Wishing my followers a logical Christmas and an evidence-based New Year

you should be fucking the most thematically significant person in your life

idk how to live or do any of this sorry