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i started playing elden ring pretty recently. very fun but i kept forgetting i could upgrade things/did not know how to get mining materials and made things very difficult for myself all the way up until i reached the plateau a couple days ago. dealing double digit damage against everything is simply an exercise in patience you see

Nobody is having fun on that website. One of the nazis who posted my address had a group of even more insane nazis post his birth certificate a couple of days later. It’s like the Abyss Watchers on there, just stupid chuds executing each other over and over out of some ritualized algorithm-induced compulsion. But for some reason the Vice President gets mad and starts twitter arguments with people in his replies. And one time the Iranians shot a ballistic missile at a target in Israel because a guy with an anime profile picture told them to. A japanese guy used the auto translate to call me names for calling the new japanese PM “female hitler” and the japanese government made me take my post down because I just responded with an image of the thing they used to kill Shinzo Abe. Cyberstalking and harassment is openly encouraged by the moderators. It’s the world’s public forum in the most despicable and honest sense of the term.

ghibli, to be clear, also makes very conservatively tinged films, but their commitment to portraying genuinely very average people who largely accomplish very average things makes them, in my view, infinitely less fascist than disney "heroes are cishet supermodels and villains are fat and ugly and transfeminine and racialized". both of these companies were making films concurrently in the 80's and 90's

to this day there's basically 0 fat characters in disney or pixar films that aren't some form of comic relief or extremely unimportant to the plot and ghibli made pom poko in 1994, a film about how being a fat weird autistic freak animal is really fucking hard in the modern age

ghibli is just generally so much fucking better about body representation it's kinda crazy fatfurs aren't hopping on porco rosso's dick even. movie about how being a fat pig makes you sexually irresistable. i would argue totoro is a fatfur

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

thats right

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

Anyway photography, silent films, and “talkies” (moving pictures with sound) were all invented and made by adults and mostly for adults as the audience

last time i checked its basically just Boss Baby out there. not entertaining to a high-earning professional. he’s not even actually the boss he’s a baby

you forgot kung fu panda

call my girl charlie kirk the way i be shooting down her throat

So Sweden used to give random citizens control over the official @Sweden Twitter account for like a day/week/month or whatever. As you can see why, it didn’t last long

what do you mean it didn't last long they did this for like seven years between 2011 and 2018 they didn't stop doing it because someone tweeted about cock sdfgsdfgsdfgsdf they kept doing it for four more years after this

English sauce I'm cryinggggg

the memes about Ranni hating on Marika are funny but I do think they're a bit out of character. at least the Age of the Stars ending gave me the impression that she might be one of the few who actually empathized with Marika; the scene where she raised her head felt respectful, almost tender, like she was putting her to rest, especially as it's the only time we get a good look at Marika's face and the one thing they chose to emphasize was how tired and broken she looked after all of this, all while Ranni is freeing the world from the very powers that constrained her

Pangea might be huge but because all the dinosaurs are huge it feels like NYC at most

At that point I think I too would name a character Quattro Bajeena

the thing that bewilders me about a lot of fantasy readers is that they read about settings and plots featuring imperialism, war, and slavery and then call the inclusion of violence, abuse, and sexual exploitation "edgy" and "gratuitous" and it's like what did you think was happening. why were you under the impression that you were going to get a cozy story about fascism or something. far be it from me to criticize anyone for not wanting to read about torture in their spare time, and there are certainly cases where heavy subjects are poorly executed, but is it not equally insulting to sanitize them for a feel-good adventure.. like no one put a gun to your head and forced you to give your fantasy novel an enslaved protagonist. sometimes writing is supposed to make you feel bad

there's no cock anymore no ones getting dicked down ever again they just announced that the last cock was found and sucked by a fisherman in argentina

this is not JUST about destroying kids' privacy by the way, although that is bad on its own! but think about it: if you can push everyone to spend their formative social years communicating through an insecure protocol, most of them are not going to do the work of moving to a secure one the moment they're legally allowed! banning everyone under 16 from Signal and WhatsApp creates a whole population of people more likely to continue, for the rest of their lives, to communicate using a tool the government can access at the drop of a hat