Hannah✌🏻️

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

Said the Baudelaire children.

kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset... those were the days

Wait for it…

everytime. i laugh like an idiot everytime

@unnaturaldecay

this is a lot funnier when u know that this is the place where julius caesar got stabbed. its a cat sanctury

Listen, I’ve been there, and that’s what it’s like. There are just cats absolutely EVERYWHERE. e v e r y w h e r e

This is even funnier when you realize that Tom Holland is European

My favorite was this guy above me who kept screaming the actual news “PENN CALLED. BIDEN WON. BIDEN 2020,” I felt shocked back into 1902, hearing big news from the shouting newsboy on the corner. It was beautiful.

I learned the results of the 2012 election from a security guard at the Victor Hugo Museum in Paris. I didn’t have a smartphone yet and was traveling alone. I asked for an English language guide at the front desk and the security guard nearby was like, “American??? OBAMA!!!!” It was a surreal and fascinating moment.

omg I love this

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

This? An utterly scorching take.

he was addressing the president btw and what should have been said to the nazis who marched in Charlottesville

Holy shit.

concept: soundproof rooms where you go to scream. $5 an hour. they pay you.

Monsters Inc honestly could’ve just paid college kids to do this instead of exploiting the labor of young children… the real monster is the lack of ethical business practices…

There’s probably some monster equivalent of a climate scientist that’s been pushing for ethically sourced scream from secretly monster-run amusement parks, haunted houses and spooky holiday festivals for decades, only to be constantly rebuffed and painted as an alarmist nut. 

Scientists Politely Remind Monster World That Ethical Screams Ready To Go Whenever

But no, sure, keep pretending “there’s no difference” if you’re having that much fun with it I guess