Oh my goodness, it has been a hot min. My kittens look so little in these photos. I’ll have to send you some updates. They have grown into adorable cats!!

it always amazes me when a man says he doesn’t know how to iron, wash his clothes, or cook. Like, don’t you feel embarrassed saying that…smfh

All the people in the comments saying “they were never taught how” can somehow learn how to speak dorthraki and watch YouTube to learn how to make a furry suit but can’t use the internet’s infinite resources to learn to wash their underwear got me fucked up

My roommates ex couldn’t clip his own toe nails or properly brush his own hair( it was shoulder length). He also though a “body shower” ment showering without soap and he would frequently “wash” his laundry without detergent when he ran out of it.

I LOVE HUMPHREY

Our trainer calls this “the dance” and it means your dog trusts you and is looking to you for your next instruction and guidance.

idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete

counterpoint- both, one of each. “these are my cats, switchboard and gary.”

I hope that all internet content is obliterated except for this video

Add phill Collins and anything becomes magical

also i baked 300 chocolate chip cookies because i always bake for my kids and like hell was i not going to just because their TAs checked out early

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

ME. ME. ME.

This is why I’m always tired.

I’ll take 7, thanks

sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order

I feel attacked

Girls,(actually everyone) here is what you do. Go to AutoZone or O'Reilly and buy yourself the shop manual. They will have one for every make and model and year. That thing has step by step instructions(sometimes with pictures) on how to do everything from checking your fluids to rebuilding the engine. Those same stores will also do free check engine light code readings that will tell you exactly what is wrong. We are strong and independent and we can do this!!!

u know how badly i just want everything to stop. i want exams and deadlines to stop. i want to be able to read and write whenever and whatever i want. i wanna watch tv shows all the time i wanna listen to music and look out of my window for hours but i want to be able to do all this stuff without worrying about everything else. i just want it all to stop

bless germany

They should have used strong magnets inside the planters instead of adhesive.

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Also “From Here to Eternity”! Doughty has a fantastic way of writing/speaking about death and its processes and cultural significance that is deeply spiritual as well as informative.

I love this woman’s YouTube channel so much also

Love love love Caitlin! Currently reading From Here to Eternity