pixie

First of all I knew it was a trap second of all I’m having fun under this bucket eating snacks

before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

“are u okay?” no i need more money

back where I belong. (in bed.)

lets play putting cigarettes out on each other

here are some fresh ibuprofen pills for you to snack on

i love when girls make no sense. Literally me too

warning: once you hit thirty you’ll start having weeks so bizarre and awful that stand up comedians will want to farm you for content

if u dont love little brown birds i dont even know what to tell u. u will die by my blade

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

crossfaded on what no longer is and what remains to be seen

Gas prices ain’t nothing to a carless walkcel like me