pixie

warning: once you hit thirty you’ll start having weeks so bizarre and awful that stand up comedians will want to farm you for content

if u dont love little brown birds i dont even know what to tell u. u will die by my blade

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

crossfaded on what no longer is and what remains to be seen

Gas prices ain’t nothing to a carless walkcel like me

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

got my lab results back turns out i’m full of rage because i am full of grief

*pointing at a guy in a fursuit* He's not actually a dog. He's lying.

What about Jennifer's personality. Jennifer's mind

dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now

This edible ain’t shit!!!!!! Just kidding dokey Kong 64 🦍🦧🐒🍌🌴🌴🌴🍌🛢️🍉🍊🥥🥜🍇🍍🪶🐊🦏🐝🦫🏝️🏜️🌊👑🔑🧚📸🌈🍌🟡🔴🔵🟣🟢🎈

i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions