Welcome to this

imprisoned for small crimes

WOWIE would you look at that!!!

i feel incredibly sullied

holy crap it’s tagged Clown Husbandry 

alternatively, clowns are hermaphrodites and mate hanging upside down like slugs

im sorry what the fuck is going on

We’re discussing Homo Entertainius and their various mating rituals.

ah yes, Homo Entertainius, the Homo Sapiens’ only natural predator

Yes, though many forays have been made into domestication, I personally feel it’s a fool’s errand, and one liable to result in at least a few maulings, to say nothing of the Cotton Candy Vivisectors the clowns possess. They’re connected to the central nervous system of the clown, and while the ganglia can allow the Clown to function without them, the Vivisectors really are vital to Clown health.

Clown domestication is a myth. Some strains of feral Homo Entertainius exist, yes. Unfortunately the widespread documentation of the history of clowns in captivity has led to the mistake assumption that that clowns can be domestic and docile. This is a potentially deadly misunderstanding. If you encounter a clown, even outside of the wild, do not approach it. Feral and captive clowns should be handled with extreme care and only by trained professionals. If one appears in a human populated area, remain indoors and contact your local Animal Control department immediately. As stated previously, avoid all interactions with clown vivisectors. As indicated by the colorful markings and plumage of most clown varieties, they contain potentially lethal toxins if consumed.