meavaly!

"i be profen" .. uhhh okay? and michael be jordan

you should obsess over that rarepair right neow

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

Wtf is the point of the tutty fruitty flavor when it just tastes like bubble gum wich btw there is already a fucking bibble gum flavored jellie bellie for your information i think the giys making these must be kind of fuckinf stupid from time to time

I like how the Kingdom Hearts IV trailer is wall to wall frowning anime boys, then right in the middle for exactly 1.5 seconds Donald and Goofy are just randomly there. They don't even do anything.

Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever