demon core fanblog

love when mario loreheads point to the baseball games' "chemistry" mechanic like it represents interpersonal relationships and not the thing the mechanic literally is (how well characters can work together on a baseball team)

"did you know that toadette hates bowser more than mario does" well no, she's less capable of playing baseball with bowser than mario is. that's different

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

i feel so vindicated that the nolan odyssey movie is bad

unfortunately it seems to only be bad to people who already know the story and the best movie of the year to everyone else so i'm going to have to listen to praise from the people who told me it would be good for the next several months :/