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Fun fact: Dolly Parton is not blonde. All her blonde dos are wigs. When she goes out with her husband, because he doesn’t want to be in the public eye, she has her real hair and wears more typical middle aged southern lady outfits and people just…. Don’t recognise her. She just Clark Kents her way into maintaining a private life.

She’s the real life Hannah Montana

Wasn’t she Hannah Montana’s aunt 😭?

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

the funniest thing i’ve ever heard on a multiplayer online game period was when I was playing competitive overwatch and this dude took THE LOUDEST AND LONGEST bong hit i have ever heard and then said completely without context “my mom’s boyfriend is pressing assault charges against me.” “why” “for assaulting him” 

every time a demon possesses me i just clench all my muscles really hard and it crushes it like a trash compactor

why is it so embarrassing to check the mail when there is nothing in the mailbox... the walk of shame back inside empty handed

remember when you were fifteen and you were convinced you were evil and irredeemable and completely insane but it turns out you were just fifteen

and gay

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

The hills are alive with the sound of me attacking fascism and it’s a fuckin bop

reblog if you remember that untold thousands have literally died on literal hills while attacking fascism and every nation considers them patriots and heroes for it