you will always end up here

Fuck my bruce springsteen life

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

Official ominous sign

reblog this and tell me your favorite album written and performed by a woman?

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

My point of view may or may not exist

#and the gayass heeled boots (@rowenalesbian)

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

Despite it all I was born in the right generation. I love having more than 2 outfits to wear & not being pregnant.

on july 4th 1776, america was founded. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.