Hey

do it for the faggots who never got to btw

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

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i have too many fish but ill never give them up not even for a million more fish

Terracotta Girlfriend: *moves half an inch in the dead of night*

My uncle can flutter jump like yoshi

He doesn't like to do it where people can see though. If you bring it up he gets all embarrassed.

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens