Hey

do it for the faggots who never got to btw

there should be an emoji of a guy trying to strangle themself

Why do so many women infantilize themselves as soon as they get with a man like that mess is none of my business but it’s horrifying to watch he’s just some guy and you’re here like that’s my dada with his big boy uwu credit card what the hell are you even doing like actually

shut up whore get back to your vanilla shit or whatever

Bro gonna call dada on me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Making eye contact with you across tumblr.

If i met someone from wigan id be so starstruck id be obsessed

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

what's that? gen z is trying to make me jerk off and moan like a girl?

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

Never enrich your life because U will lose it all!

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything