Hey

do it for the faggots who never got to btw

I need a nonsexual fruit particle infusion

you think you're 'the most fuckable person at the grocery store' and those people aren't thinking about you at all. they're just getting groceries. nothing is about you

Don't listen to them baby. I'm sucking your cock in my mind. And your pussy

His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

i just found a 9,000,000 leaf clover

so which one of you is the butter and which one is the hot knife

fuck my tight ass for no reason

is anyone else their father’s female son

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary