Hey

do it for the faggots who never got to btw

a wizard threw skull shaped fire at me for no reason

we regret to inform everyone that the world’s most microwaveable hamster has left us for the arms of the lord

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

i’m a sex symbol to at least 5 people so

there should be an emoji of a guy trying to strangle themself

Why do so many women infantilize themselves as soon as they get with a man like that mess is none of my business but it’s horrifying to watch he’s just some guy and you’re here like that’s my dada with his big boy uwu credit card what the hell are you even doing like actually

shut up whore get back to your vanilla shit or whatever

Bro gonna call dada on me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Making eye contact with you across tumblr.

If i met someone from wigan id be so starstruck id be obsessed

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence