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do it for the faggots who never got to btw

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

Youre a mollusk and something potentially bad or scary gets inside you what do you do. Make a pearl around it. Okay. okay

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance

I thought we were good as gravy, but you just wanted to get your pey wet

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

throwing lit matches at preschoolers is punk

no way your narrow ass cloaca laid this egg