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Hit a another night elf with my Nissan

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

Die temu ad die

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

in the club straight up bothering people

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

[ID: a baby crocodilian peaking out of its parents mouth. END]

ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*

dude your small business fucking bit me

picturing a man alone in his silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking his hair and the carpet

“oh in pursuit of dragon communion powers you end up becoming something worse than human and less than dragon” sounds like someone is envious of my fire breath