A Master List of my fan fiction, at least, the ones I think are most worth the read
Gentlebeard (Our Flag Means Death)
"Maelstrom to Mire", rated E
When his mate, Ed, is poached, Stede pursues the ship over 3,000 leagues. Mercifully, the sea goddess intervenes. Stede reunites with Ed, but as Ed is no longer able to live undersea, they must forge a life in an unknown land. Written for 2026 OFMD Mermay
âHoly With No Ghostâ, rated E
The Black Fleet claims the wild sea as the first landless kingdom and crowns its ruler, Cyng Blackbeard. To avoid more turmoil, Monnark RumsiĂşcra of one of the oldest kingdoms offers an entente in the method of the old powers: in exchange for peaceful trade with the wild islands, he will give his son as Blackbeard's prize consort.
Vianton (What We Do in the Shadows 2014)
âHideous Riskâ, rated M
The werewolves and vampires are meeting up for Anton's 50th birthday barbecue. It should be a night of partying, karaoke, and friendly ribbing between the two groups; however, Viago and Anton each have a confession burning in his throatâ for Anton, about how he feels, and for Viago... something from the past that he's done. To divulge their secrets is to take a hideous risk.
Zonshi (Dungeon Meshi)
âThe Soil of My Denâ, rated E
Zon is the chief of a civilization of orcs living in the dungeon; his life, like that of all orcs, has been structured to ensure his peopleâs survival. Everything he does is for that purposeâ except what is between him and Senshi during the time they spend in Zonâs den.
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Vianton (cont.)
âTurn Around, Bright Eyesâ, rated M
Something foul is in Wellington. While the Te Aro werewolves are hunting for their missing pack alpha, Viago is disturbed by a vendor at the Wellington Night Market. This vendor is selling none other than his good friend, Anton the Werewolf! In order to rescue Anton, he will have to break a few unspoken supernatural creature laws and call in an unlikely ally. Or else, allow Antonâs pack to wreak havoc on the Night Market.
âAt Tanagraâ, rated M
Ever since Sheena contracted lycanthropy from her boyfriend, one of Anton's pack members, Anton has wanted to prove to her that being part of their pack would be a good thing, actually. After months of refusing, Sheena has come to Anton asking for help. Anton happily agrees- however, for this task, he may be the one who needs help. Also, Viago keeps showing up at Anton's worst moments; why is he hanging around? Written as part of the 2025 Vianton Gift Exchange for @zigster-ao3
Huskerdust
âBare on the Threshing Floorâ, rated E
Following the death of his master and lover, Angel Dust is left unprotected in a hostile land. He resolves to survive and care for his friend who also has been displaced after the deaths of his boys. Traveling across the desertlands of Sheol, Angel finds support from a kind man who, though not free himself, is the only one willing to offer Angel everything he has, to share. But can Angel Dust bring himself to accept love that needs no transaction?
a Huskerdust biblical au based on the Book of Ruth
Disco Elysium
âPainful Sharp Strong, Neither Right nor Wrong,â rated M
Detective Harry du Bois is reorienting himself with the life he forgot while investigating the murder of an ex-con that he once brutalizedâŚ
Gentlebeard (cont.)
âDying is Doneâ, rated M
One night, while getting ready for bed, Ed realizes that he resembles his mother. He and Stede talk about their respective parents for the first time.
âPissed on Your Bootsâ, rated M
After Stede retreats from the coconut war, Calico Jack takes a highly-inebriated Ed into the jungle to play one of Hornigold's old games. An hour later, Jack returns, alone, and acting strange. Worried for Captain Blackbeard, the crew immediately turns on Jack and alerts Stede. Canon-divergent au for âWe Gull Way Back.â Written for the #OurFlagMeansGifts 2023 fic exchange for @our-flag-means-love
âA Route of Evanescenceâ, rated E
Trekking through the lowland rainforest of Pt. Fortaliza, Stede catches sight of something breathtaking and Ed lingers with him.
âAll Those Wicked Wordsâ, coming one day, an Old West au
Luca
âLa Terra Trema, Il Mare ĂŠ Firmaâ, rated M
When property is irreparably damaged, Alberto is blamed. The fisherman accusing him demands that Massimo correct his adopted sonâs behavior or send Alberto back to the wild where he came from. Fear that Alberto never thought heâd feel again resurfaces, more powerful than ever.
MCU Spider-Man
âMr. Big Talkâ, rated M
Peter Parker is among millions displaced and destitute in December 1932. One night, the boss of the infamous Iron Monger gang gives him a ride, intending him to be a birthday gift for his ex-business partner, Tony Stark.
Amphora: The Good Son Series, rated M
Peter Parker is the unnamed genius behind J. Jonah Jameson Ceramics & Porcelain Co. Poor as he is, how can Peter afford to give a gift to the only person left in Peter's life who supports him: Tony Stark?
âI Am the Clayâ, rated E
Did he not deserve to be raised from the living clay? To be warmed by the heat-breath of loving hands? Smoothed? Pulled? Two young artists at the turn of the century discover the eroticism in their creation and in each other.
The Planet of the Apes
Only in Beginning Can They Find an End Series, rated T
Caesar feels he has two duties left to his kind: he must see them home, to the land his son found for them, and he must send their lore ahead of him, to endure beyond his lifetime. He has made a very specific choice in the perpetuator of the stories he wants told.
Anne with an âEâ
âNo Dress Rehearsalâ, rated E
Diana is confounded by Anneâs behavior. On the night that signifies the young women of Avonleaâs autonomy and freedom, Anne is despondent. Hurt, Diana leaves the ritual feeling empty. When Anne meets her and tries to make amends, a new path for their relationship is forged.
Deep Space Nine
I Have Needed for Ages Series, rated E
Garak and Parmak enjoy a few domestic moments in a rebuilt Cardassia. Erotic one shots dedicated to an under-loved ship.
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Iâm so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think itâs so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. itâs like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god
(this is cross-posted from my blsky, where I update it more frequently.)
Part One.
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âSeed in me,â Senshi had said the last time Zon had him. The zither of his voice seemed to travel through his throat, up his flanks, vibrating through the taut walls of his arsehole which gripped Zonâs cock like the sucking clay along a riverbank. The words were muffled by the dwarfâs thick mane, fallen over his face, but Zon nonetheless heard them. Seed in me, he had said.
Zon can still see Senshiâs broad hands pressed hard into the soil of his denâs floor.
Senshi secures the straps of his rucksack. Zon notes that a couple of the dwarfâs gardening tools are fastened around the side. He steps up to Senshiâs back and asks, âYouâre going up to tend your vegetables?â Itâs a nonquestion; the answer is obvious. Zon does not care for these unnecessary inquiries, but he uses them to show gentleness to his wives. And⌠to Senshi.
âCabbages ought to be about ready to harvest,â Senshi answers. He stands, then hefts the pack onto his back. Zon admires his back, its breadth and sinew. Senshi looks over the pack, at Zon. âMabuma will need you throughout her estrous cycle, right? I figured that I would go take care of the cabbages for a couple of days.â
Zon grimaces. Thereâs nothing else to say to this logic except, âAlright.â Mabuma does need him. Though Mabuma and he have already decided not to breed, heâll need to be with her, holding her, seeing that sheâs fed and her thirst slaked, and massaging her body so that her muscles donât cramp. Zon truly cares about her. He cares about each of his wives, always committing himself to being a loyal and dependable mate to them. This determination doubled when he became a father and more when he became chief.
Still, heâs been yearning for Senshi. Eight weeks heâs waited to be with him again. Eight weeks that Senshiâs presence in his den has dwindled. Since he was told, â⌠in me.â He regrets that he has duties to fulfill to Mabuma now, when Senshi has come to be with him. For that, he adds, âSorry.â
Senshi shakes his head. âIâll cook us a good meal when I come back.â He smiles and lingers in front of Zon until Zon leans down. Then, he places his rough palm on Zonâs cheek. The flesh is unbelievably hot.
Zon is always impressed by the sensation of the bodies of the races with simple flesh, as the orcs call it. So much of their insides can be felt through such thin and tender skin! Zon has felt Senshiâs stomach roll when heâs laid against his belly, postcoitus. Or, heâs tracked the quick change of temperature after Senshi has dozed naked on his denâs floor. Heâs even pressed the flat of his tongue against Senshiâs strong neck and felt blood coursing through a vein.
Turning his head, he nuzzles against the palm. How painful this longing is⌠Then Senshi kisses his lips. Zon tastes him and arousal makes him quake. He straightens himself, trying to salvage some of his dignity.
âGo, then. Iâll have a place made for you when yah comes back.â
âI reckon I already have a place,â Senshi says with an idly flirtatious tone. He begins to leave, plodding away from Zonâs dwelling with that easily recognizable gait which makes Zon smile. He walks like a dwarf man, Zon has to remind himself; but, to him it feels like particular to Senshi alone.
The padding of his feet, heavy but sure, causes him to bob slightly as he goes. His low-carried weight, his broad frame, the girth of his limbsâ all so attractive to Zon.
Heat stirs in his groin, like fire stoked in a forge, just watching Senshi leave. He wants to bite at the thick muscles of Senshiâs legs, arse, arms, and shoulders. He wants the dwarfâs round belly under his nose, the fine, long hairs tickling his nostrils as he breathes in Senshiâs scent.
The scent has nearly been trampled out of his den by his own routine footfalls during the eight weeks of Senshiâs absence.
Zon slaps both his hands over his face. He canât go to Mabuma in her heat like this. It would be uncaring to show up smelling of his own arousal, especially when they had agreed that they didnât want to create an orclet at this time. He goes to wash before attending to his wife.
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Break the stereotype* of tumblr sexyman always being a skinny guy in a suit. Itâs time for hairy muscled short fat muscular men with big beards to shine. Vote senshi. tumblr sexyman is whoever tumblr says is the sexyman. bring in the new era
Heâll make you bread
*(people keep poiinting out that sans and stan won who are not skinny suit wearers. i am not saying they did not win. i'm saying it's the common stereotype of what a tumblr sexyman is. sans and stan winning only further proves my point that senshi can win)
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Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
- heâs considered feminine for a dwarf in dungeon meshi canon
- he spent most of his life living off of the ecology of the dungeon (monster food) after (insert ptsd inducing backstory) happened when he was just a youngin
- he doesnât have kids and I genuinely think heâd be a bad parent because of how oblivious he can be at times, but he would try his hardest to keep them well fed
- he assumes that all halflings are children because they are small
- he doesnât wash his beard and this makes it hard for magic to be cast on him
- he hates magic and sees it as a shortcut to getting things done the hard and right way
- he explains EVERYTHING he does when cooking so that those around him can learn from him
- he would make a great teacher of some kind of dungeon survival skills class
- he has a mithril cooking knife
- he turned a perfectly good mithril shield into a large wok he takes everywhere EDIT: I MISREMEMBERED ITS ADAMANTINE NOT MITHRIL
- the fact that he is hot without his helmet is initially treated as a gag because of how silly he looks with it on
- he can be very careless outside of his obsession with cooking monsters (ignoring directions from his party members and not taking proper care of his supplies) (so real. adhd representation. not caring about anything but your hyperfocus. I understand king)
- one time he gave the birds and the bees talk to Chilchuck because he thought Chilchuck was a child (heâs literally just a young looking 29 year old halfling with three children) (eventually he realizes that Chilchuck as a halfling is essentially middle aged and they get closer bc he gets over his prejudices)(chilshi shoutout)
- he deeply believes in only taking what you need and giving back what you can. Donât over harvest. Donât destroy an ecosystem for your own gain. The ecology of the dungeon is important for everyone.
- again his hyperfixation is cooking monsters and he is in canon the best monster food chef in the world
- (MANGA SPOILERS) he tells a character who was (spoiler spoiler spoiler) and is left feeling like the scraps of food left behind on the plate that vegetable scraps can always be used to grow something new and should never be thrown away đŠľ
VOTE SENSHI!
Also shoutout to chilshi everyone get more chilshi pilled right now
-Has decades-long trauma that he avoided addressing until his friends helped him through it
-Cares about the environment/ecosystem he's in, helps keep the dungeon clean and nice
-will make you bread (among other things)
[Gif ID: Senshi from Dungeon Meshi saying: "Give it to me! I'll make you bread!" and then chanting "Bread!" before being hit in the face with the ingredients for bread. End ID
-Once got turned into an elf
-Look at him
[Image ID: Four screenshots of Senshi from the Dungeon Meshi anime. In one, his arms are crossed. In the second, he is crying. In the third, he holds his axe, ready for battle. In the fourth, an imaginary loaf of bread is shown floating above his head, and he is saying "I can make bread!" End ID.]
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"You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me with all the people who were alive, who had ever been alive."
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