All the things I love

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

"technically tomatoes are fruits--" THAT MUSHROOM OVER THERE IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO A FUCKING SHIH TZU THAN IT IS TO LITERALLY ANY PLANT

IS THAT FANART?

it’s a warning

“If you’re not a rebel spy, you missed your calling.” That must have been such a slap in the face for Dedra. I actually cheered here. The most fascist of all of them is accused of being a rebel. That’s the irony I’m living for.

loved the continuation of ISB agents being office workers first who are completely fucking useless in the field. Dedra lasted 0.5 seconds in the Ferrix riot before she lost to a rock to the head and Heert lasted 0.7 seconds in that dank corridor before he became a meat shield.