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This is the cutest damn thing I ever seen

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

completely serious question: is this a real post or am I just hallucinating this? can anyone else see this post??

I think about this everyday

I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world

drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

pretty bold to imply anything funny has ever happened on big bang theory

what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead

hey, tandem?

I’m out for the evening

ok i’ll wait

Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created

no