Jimbo's Jumbo House

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

....i think i saw a freak out..... i think i saw a-a weirdy outside... i think i saw a weird guy out here.... where ArE you? .... i think i saw a Weird Guy outside. i think i saw a weird freak...... i think i saw a freak outside.... i Think out here i seen a freak out here.... i think i saw a WEird Guy outside..... i think theres a weird guy out here..... i think there might be a freak out-on the loose... *inhale* greaaat. a bunch of weirdos are out. side. ...yeah i think i actually saw a weird guy out there... *sigh* fffuck, i think i-i think a weird guy might be outside soon.... i think pretty soon we're gonna have a weird guy out there. i tHINk theres a weird guy. And Yeah, hes outSide. i think i saw him out here... i think i saw a weird guy out-

They found a fossilized neanderthal dream in a hollow stump in Poland. And yes, it can be fermented into alcohol to gain his cave memories.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

i think david lynch had a real version of the chuck mcgill electricty disease but he just handled it like a trooper

My partner and I noticed you from across the bar and uhh... give us the amulet

Man and beast should absolutely fuse into one perfect being