DIRT!

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

24 magic carrots in the air tonight

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

unironically i need to win the lottery so i can run for president in 2.5 years

i would be fucking chaotic my first order would be to ban christianity just to see how people act

as president i am ending gender now and forever more

i would invite a special guest on the Ellen show and it'll be a guillotine

unironically i need to win the lottery so i can run for president in 2.5 years

i would be fucking chaotic my first order would be to ban christianity just to see how people act

as president i am ending gender now and forever more

i would invite a special guest on the Ellen show and it'll be a guillotine