no limit

anyway hoping that the generative AI bubble pops so disastrously that the tech industry becomes allergic to anything involving it for the next 1,000 years

Lord let the irl Butlerian Jihad look like a ton of startups going under.

you people aren't CASTING

Does this movie exist to watch anywhere? 🏴‍☠️ It seems to have been scrubbed off the face of the earth and I’m really curious

As your president, I will be auctioning off all of the states and territories I have not visited. Obviously, we do not need them as I am not using them. That means the United States of America will now consist of New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Virginia, West Virginia, Delaware, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Tennessee, Florida, Washington DC, Saint Croix, Saint Thomas and Puerto Rico. The good news is that Washington DC, Saint Croix, Saint Thomas and Puerto Rico have all been given statehood to make up for the states we lost, the bad news is that we have lost California’s $4.251 trillion GDP.

That sounds wonderful! Will the states that were not part of Mexico previously also be given to Mexico? Or will they go to Canada or some other country?

Nah. California is the only freebie. They’re going to have to buy back New Mexico, Nevada, Utah, Arizona and Texas. I may give Canada a deal on Michigan but they’re not getting anything for free.

How the hell do you think Delaware is of more use than California?

I’ve never been there so obviously we don’t need it.

Sick rhymes

it was annoying at the time, but in abstract it's really funny to look back on the kinds of lore questions people would ask about elden ring immediately after playing two hours of it and skipping as much dialogue as possible just so they could get in on a popular topic

ok but why did they do that. Just for eating dung?

i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole day

one time i was talking to some guy and he was like “haha how do yall get alligators in your backyard? do you not have fences?” and i had to inform him that gators can absolutely climb fences

I’d like to think that the “STOP 🛑” sign is also for the gators.

The gators don’t abide by our petty laws. They are…instigators.

new phobia just dropped

haters will see multi-talented queens and develop a phobia