a big hetero hello to all of you

Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

I think that if ur a lil fucked up for reasons beyond ur control then u should be allowed to have a bit of fun with it. as a treat

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

i love you hagfish i love you coelacanth i love you marine isopod i love you bigfin squid i love you yeti crab i love you tube worm i love you chimaera i love you gulper eel i love you barreleye i love you crinoid i love you uncharismatic fauna i love you deep sea weirdos

Not enough Hollywood movies have slime and goop. Back before cgi if you had any sort of alien liquid you needed a guy who could make various slimes, goops, or dribble. Not anymore.

there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on

buying weird little stuffed animals to populate my apartment like noah on his fucking boat

wheres your whimsy. wheres your fucking whimsy

giving babies lobe piercings is so fucking lame. my infant son is getting an industrial

only mary oliver is allowed to understand me

A weighted blanket isn’t enough I need to be vacuum sealed

As a sex shop worker I have what could be either excellent or upsetting news