pylades shitfaced

some of you aren’t familiar with the concept of losing monaco from pole. on everybody’s soul you’re about to learn tomorrow

I love when we get ex athletes commentating on their sport and you can tell they havent moved on or processed the trauma from their athlete years and project it on current players

people saying that kimi and george are brocedes when they are gen z sebmark

letd go eat parts of that guys car

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

critical quality of a racing driver to me is that they must on some level be their crew's pet little freak (affectionate)

like if there aren't both photos (1) of the crew cradling the driver while staring at them like they can't believe their luck all sick with love and (2) photos of the crew affectionately bothering the driver in the same manner as you might balance objects on a sleeping cat's head what even is the Point

being parasocial is so silly and weird and i would NEVER be. i am in love with oscar piastri though.

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

not just any guy, that's the model for the 1st edition Vampire: the Masquerade cover!

Fish Malk edition...

Listen to me. Now that mcr is a band again and touring they think everyone will just forget about hesitant alien and forget about millions. They want you to forget about the lyrics to millions. They want you to forget about you don’t understand we don’t hold hands. They want you to forget about and while we’re laying on the floor my mouth is sore i’m keeping score a million reasons but i need a million more. They want you to forget about you believe in love i believe in faith. You cannot forget about millions. Takes you by the shoulders. Look into my eyes you cannot forget about millions. They can’t make you forget