i’m trapped in your attic

listen im not intrested

top tier character-building device in pokemon games is when a seemingly antagonistic character has a golbat on their team and then later has it evolved into a crobat, which requires significant friendship, thus signalling that the character was always a kind person inside (plumeria), is growing past their issues and learning to be kinder (silver), may hold a spark of kindness that undermines their cold and calculating image (cyrus), etc etc

There is nothing to say about Dr Pepper

4. Be able to extrapolate that Giovanni intends to kill Jessie, James and Meowth in said insurance fraud

hope y'all have a gay little February this year

Lmao “what do you want to know from me?” Fuck!

the context- he wasnt saying ‘heres my world famous pad tai for you to sample, a recipe i hold more dear then my own mother’ its closer to  ‘here, this is how i was taught to cook pad tai in liverpool by a man named charles, how far off am i?’

I also think the precise criticism is interesting. The other chef doesn’t say it’s bad. He definitely doesn’t say it’s trash. He doesn’t say it’s a bad meal. What he says is that it’s not pad thai. It’s been labelled as a specific thing and it doesn’t resemble that thing to someone from that culture.

Just another reason I love Gordon ramsay

*likes your personal post that i don’t fully understand or have context for just so you know i’m listening and i care about you*

the portrait of Doggian Gray

I passed the test because it was fairly simple compared to the damn psychological warfare conducted by the practice test I used

As someone in the south-ish, I've never concidered others did not know of this strategy, but it's true. It's how I end almost every phone call?

Confirmed. "All right I'm gonna let you go" = I do not wish to talk anymore and neither of us have hard feelings about it.

you can’t do this shit to me for a second i thought i had missed something important

Calvin & Hobbes: the Snowmen, by Bill Watterson.