Aesthetic Object

I'm gonna go check on my WIP. just in case it wrote itself while I was gone. You never know.

Need to develop a hunger for things that are actually good for me idk man

so embarrassing when I like a mainstream song. i thought I was more fucked up than this

humans werent "built" or "designed" to do anything. we just have a natural incentive to fuck kinda good and not die in the woods. and people die in the woods all the time and are asexual so

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

but if I guy said this about a girl ??? ? ??

but if a mouse said this about a kia sorento ??? ? ??

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry