this show rewires you fundamentally in 60 seconds and then just goes on to have more seasons. audacity

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this show rewires you fundamentally in 60 seconds and then just goes on to have more seasons. audacity

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imagining shane hanging out with his parents and while he's away from his phone doing something with his dad a call comes in. yuna sees this and goes, "shane, someone's calling you!"
and shane says, "who is it?"
"lily!"
"oh." shane immediately sets aside what he's doing and walks over, saying to his mom, "that's ilya."
yuna looks at him in confusion as he picks up his phone. "why is ilya saved as 'lily' in your phone?"
and shane looks at her, away, shrugs as if it's obvious and simply says, "I can't have ilya rozanov saved on my phone, mom" before answering the call with a, "hey, baby" and walking away.
leaving yuna (and david) standing shocked and, once again, shaken at how little they knew about their son and the layers of concealment he's had to operate under for years just to love who he loves.
8. into biting?
ilya and shane being invited to the wedding of one of their teammates and there's like a hundred people and all the kids take a liking to ilya because he's ilya and he's not boring like the other grown ups and this little boy in particular seems to really like him and ilya notices how he holds his hands over his ears when the guests get a little too loud so he speaks to him a little extra softly and unlike the other children he doesn't like the fun colorful looking sour candy because it makes his mouth hurt so ilya offers him the plain chips instead and he doesn't really play with the other children much but he likes showing ilya his dinosaur toys and the little boy's mother, who doesn't know that he is a famous hockey player, comes over and she seems really surprised that he likes ilya because normally he doesn't like talking to strangers and ilya just chuckles and says he reminds me a little of my husband and the mother goes oh is your husband also autistic? and ilya looks at her confused which starts a conversation about autism and the more this woman tells him the more he looks over at shane and then the little boy and then back to shane and for a reason he can't explain he feels a little panicked as if accidentally discovering something he wasn't supposed to but then at the end of the night he thinks it doesn't even matter because that's his shane who he loves so much who also prefers the plain chips because the flavor isn't overwhelming and maybe there's a word for it but it doesn't matter because ilya wouldn't have him any other way
I think that in their rookie season Ilya popped a skate blade and gets towed to the bench by Marlow's stick, both laughing. He makes a joke about giving him 5 stars as a taxi driver in his post game interview and everyone thinks its hilarious, cue gifs that get used for years.
Cut to two weeks later Shane loses a skate blade and the commentators are wondering how he's going to deal with it - no team mates nearby to give him a lift. Will he do an undignified hop? Crawl? The opposing team start to attack bc Shane's on the other side of the rink from the bench so they think they have a 5-on-4 while Shane scrabbles his way back to the bench. Shane executes some flawless single leg power pulls and gets to the bench in record time, surprising their opponents and leading to a Montreal goal.
This gets held up for years as an example of their differing techniques and how seriously they take the game. Commentators say it shows Shane's dedication, his focus on every tiny bit of skill that could help him. They also use it as proof of Shane's hockey robot persona and that Ilya is more of a people person, he builds camraderie, his team mates love him etc.
Years later they talk about it and Shane tells Ilya that while he did know the technique, he purposefully practiced it to death in the two weeks between the games so he wouldn't get caught out like Ilya.
Because he already knew then that the way his teammates viewed him wasnt the same as how Ilya was viewed in Boston.

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Neil Josten deadass has me out here in the middle of June thinking about him rolling up to Eden’s dressed up as Pinocchio this Halloween because yes, he did in fact become a real boy
One time in 2015 the boston team's plane was held up for like twenty minutes on the runway and Ilya's leg was bouncing the whole time.
And Marleau was like, "Seriously Roz, why do you get so worked up about Montreal? Is it Jane or Hollander?"
Ilya laughs for like, five minutes straight before saying, "It is both Marley."
They win their first Stanley Cup as teammates and as a married couple. The Centaurs go to a club to celebrate where they occupy the VIP section, complete with its own bar. They get their first round of drinks and half of the team move to sit on the comfy couches, away from the bar where the other half are doing shots. Shane and Ilya sit with their team and the conversation flows swiftly from analysing the cup winning goal by Troy, to arguing whether the opposing goaltender played bad because he was going through a breakup and then on to vacation plans. Shane leans into Ilya, content to be wrapped in his husband's arm and just listening to others talk. But shortly after, some of the guys at the bar come and steal Shane away. Ilya cannot see what they are doing but he doesn't bother finding out.
A few minutes later, the same guys come and drag Ilya to the bar, only for him to find Shane on the counter, lying on his back. Ilya quickly catches his eye, silently asking him if he's OK with whatever is happening and is relieved to find him smiling, giving Ilya a small nod in reassurance. Ilya then turns towards the team members gathered on the other side of the counter and shouts, " You dumb fuckers better have a good reason to have my husband up on the bar like this."
Wyatt answers," We don't want to die on the night we won the cup, so of course we have a good reason." He takes a shot from the bar tender and turns towards Shane. " OK, Hollzy. Suck your stomach in as low as you can." Shane pulls his tshirt up a little and sucks in a deep breath, pulling in his belly button, to make a hollow space as much as he can with his abs in the way. Wyatt pours the shot in, careful not to spill and announces proudly," Special shot for the Stanley Cup Champion!" All the guys start chanting " Cap! Cap! Cap!" and there is nothing else for Ilya to do except to bend forward, gather all the liquid in his mouth, his tongue tickling Shane's belly button in the process and tip his head back, swallowing it whole. Everyone gathered at the bar scream in delight, chanting Ilya's name. Ilya licks his lips and admits, " OK, that was genius. Now I feel bad for calling you stupid." Wyatt looks thrilled for a second before scrunching his face in confusion, " Wait, when did you call me stupid?" Ilya waves it away, "Doesn't matter. You are genius now." Shane doesn't get up but instead grabs the still upset Wyatt and tells him to get another shot. He then turns towards Ilya and says with a twinkle in his eye that Ilya knows so well but appears rarely in public, " Don't swallow it this time." Ilya grins at what Shane is implying and before he could respond, Wyatt has returned with another shot and is now filling Shane's belly once more.
Ilya steps forward to slurp all the liquid into his mouth again and with some difficulty manages not to swallow it. Shane lifts himself up on his elbows and Ilya wraps an arm around his neck, grabbing his chin and tilting his head back. Shane opens his lips when Ilya presses his mouth against them, pushing the vodka into his husband's mouth. Shane swallows to the sound of their team members going nuts, screaming their names at the top of their lungs. Someone calls out, " Holy shit, that's hot as fuck."
The couple laugh at their reaction and Ilya manages to find a wet wipe and cleans the remaining vodka off of his stomach before helping him down from the counter. They are promptly herded towards the dance floor and too tired to do anything more, they find themselves moving slowly in rhythm to the music, arms wrapped around each other. Midway through the first song, Shane leans in and whispers in Ilya's ear, "That was fun." Ilya grins and whispers back, " Maybe I can find more stuff to eat and drink off your belly button." Shane chuckles at that and Ilya pulls him in closer and sways to the music, heart full and content, that has nothing to do with winning the cup and everything to do with the man he married.
I 100% think that at some point someone (Troy?) told the rookies/younger Cens players that if they were "real" allies they'd kiss boys just to be sure.
Cue like, all of the Cens rookies/younger players discovering they're bi/pan/gay/queer and Troy having to explain to Ilya that it was a joke no he didn't purposefully make them have gay awakenings he thought it was harmless!
Ilya is losing it and trying not to, Shane is trying to figure out if Troy was trying to haze the rookies/younger players, Scott is getting updates and has discovered that this "ally proof" has spread to his rookies and beyond.
It gets to Boston and Marleau just drags everyone to a gay bar and sets them loose to see what happens.
Every time someone escapes tradwifery & becomes a joyful transgender, the world gets slightly more beautiful

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andrew spends the entire plane ride home from california asking himself if he could be picked up by jeremy with a lighter. he tries to tell himself that would never work on him, but there’s a flicker of doubt there
Done!! 🤭🦊
i love when certain very specific things just gets accepted in fandom as if they’re actually canon and everyone just agrees that yes ilya is addicted to phone games and he spends too much money on candy crush and cliff marleau is a little bit bisexual (or ilya-sexual) and very unaware of it and also the biggest himbo you’ll ever meet and of course shane invents sex acts out of his own beautiful mind
the meltdown ilya will have if he ever finds out shane used to call rose babe. he never calls ilya babe, and it doesn't matter if shane tells him that's just what guys call their gfs and he was just doing the same, ilya is gonna be so dramatic about this
landrygate ii - babegazi is gonna be two weeks of ilya going "idk why don't you ask your babe rose landry" "oh wouldn't you rather be kissing rose, she's such a babe" "look shane, that pretty girl smiled at you, you wanna go call her babe too?"
it's important to note that shane calls ilya baby often, and ilya would never want to be called anything else, but he's gonna ride this wave for as long as it gets him shane kissing his neck and saying he's the only one for him, calling him every sweet name he knows in english, french and russian. shane knows it's ilya playing, but if there's even a tiny grey cloud over ilya when he remembers those months, shane is gonna kiss it away again and again, as much as he needs
i believe that one of the penalties shane gets a lot is unsportsmanlike conduct. in the nhl, this penalty can be issued for players who argue or challenge the refs calls. now, captains are allowed to discuss a call and rule interpretations with a ref, but you gotta be cordial.
shane “hockeytism” hollander HATES when a ref makes a bad call. this is literally your job and youre fucking it up?? that was not slashing are you blind?? he gets heated about this, even when he’s just watching a random game. he’s shouting and cursing and making a well-informed case for why the ref is wrong.
hockey refs are notoriously bad so i guarantee shane gets into it a lot. i do think he knows when to quit so he doesnt get an unnecessary penalty but sometimes the call is so bad he cant help but be furious. his teammates have had to physically restrain him on the bench multiple times so he didnt hop the boards and scream at them.

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