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*Shaggy is interrogating a suspect while pretending to be a French doctor*

Suspect: *suspicious* I think some of the words here are getting lost in translation. Let’s just speak in French! *says something in French*

Shaggy: *responds in perfect French*

Suspect: *frantically* I’m sorry, doctor. Of course. Let me find her file! *leaves the room*

Velma: How do you know French?

Shaggy: Like, they’ve given me so much with their toast, their fries, and their farces. The least I can do is learn their language.

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magemagenta

I know it's a kids' show, and I'm overthinking it, but why the hell aren't more of the criminals scared of mystery Inc.? Not only is one member(depending on the version) 6'0-6'5, but also the dog is 5'4-5'9 that can also talk. That's Scooby on all fours btw, thats not him standing on his hind legs, which would make him 6'0-6'1. This is a great dane who talks and who can walk on his back legs like a person. DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIFYING THAT WOULD BE????

Another one can set traps like he saw Home Alone and thought how would MacGyver improve them, another one has a balck belt in karate and gives Bruce Lee a run for his money, and the short one has been complimented by THE Batman(and worked at NASA) , also the real tall one can run faster then Usian Bolt.

What would you do at that point? The games over, no insurance money/real estate is worth that much effort.

wordfather

shawty like a scary voice in my head

avatarmerida

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

futurakid

shadowaura12

Surely it’s not too early

natalieironside

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

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lesbianjaxsondart

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

insane-detective

i think the song "Marbles" by The Amazing Devil would devastate Ilya and Shane, as well as the Heated Rivalry Fandom!

#you get me #you're so right #I also think ilya would hear welly boots and cry

youangelheart

I genuinely think there's nothing that can recreate the feeling of listening to The Calling

allthingswhumpyandangsty

I need tiktokers to understand that ao3 has been home for the freaks (affectionate) ever since the day it was created. the entire site was created because “dark and fucked up fics” were banned and removed from other platforms, so us freaks came together and created a site for other freaks — a site where nothing is censored, a site with no algorithm, no capitalism, no ads, and again, absolutely no censorship.

this has been our house for decades. you newbies don’t come into our house and tell us how to arrange our furniture. either be nice and respect our house, or leave and build your own house elsewhere.

fairycosmos

i NEED to sit by the SEA and FORGET that i’m ALIVE

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catmask

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

catmask

this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

daftpatience

useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

cutabello

here are more terms! these are all from enérie. it is a really good blog that has lots of fashion terminology and it's a good mix of menswear and womenswear! they also have a book as well compiling all their diagrams. you could also look into getting a visual fashion dictionary for terms as well!

lightsaber16

The both of them look at the other one with eyes filled at top with love like a cup of the most beautiful and delicious tea, a tea that is the infusion of loyalty, yearning and intimacy even in a crowded room, it's strong but delicious at once.

orangechickenpillow

God bless the gays and the monsterfuckers

Nothing like ruining your own day by failing to remove a light fixture for 2 hours

#it's still up there #laundry room is so dark #I'm so angry about it

evanspam

One thing about me is I'm always gonna insert myself into my favorite otps. Like yeah I'm literally Luigi. I'm Merlin. I'm both John and Sherlock.

#so me #I contain multitudes #and they're all little guys

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Exercising extreme caution when I plan on making hot dogs for dinner bc one time I made them for my hot dog loving husband and a disaster happened making him late coming home from work (113:0pm vs 5:00pm) and my brain has linked those two events. So now if I want hot dogs I have to carefully inquire if his day at work has had any signs of similar disaster brewing before I start cooking

#obviously my hot dog cooking does not have any affect on the people at work #but you can never be too careful I guess

goodman-grace

Geralt's a fake ass homosexual if I had Joey Batey trailing after me for 20 years singing ballads about how amazing I was and tenderly stitching up my wounds after I got my ass kicked and gently washing my hair and was so devoted to me that everyone called him my bard I would've fucked him so hard that his vertebrae would be shooting out of his mouth like a pez dispenser but maybe that's just me.

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