For-get-me-not

I DIDN'T KNOW WHO THEY WERE WHAT THEY WERE SAYING AND WHEN THAT WAS

[id: a picture of George W Bush at the moment he was informed about a plane hitting the twin towers on 9/11 //end id]

*sighs wistfully* back in the day they didn't let you make a cartoon without including at least one goth chick. it was black lipstick as far as the eye could see. we didn't know how good we had it.

Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

You heard that and just went <END DIALOGUE>

why did you tag this as #milf monday

happy milf monday

Very beautiful, very powerful

Very beautiful, very powerful

Very beautiful, very powerful

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Every day on the internet I learn about new stereotypes I previously didn’t know the existence of

the biggest problem with writing fantasy in english is that there's really no alternate universe phrasing that carries the exact tone and context to the reader as "jesus fucking christ"