Wormblr's turn based rpg guy

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

Someone needs to hire a better Etsy witch

oh god i just realized ive been posting on corporeal tumblr this whole time 🤦

Oh! I thought you just lost your login and decided to just stay on corporeal instead.

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basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

I really hope this isn’t stereotypical or something (joke) but chopsticks are really fucking versatile it’s like two fingers if you get used to it. I’m eating chips with chopsticks eating pizza with chopsticks eating burgers with chopsticks (this one’s kinda on me I like my burgers dismembered. Sorry)

Talk of chopsticks and "dismembered burgers" followed by Erika Furudo from someone with an Ange icon. The LAYERS, man!

"you can't be punk, it's just not possible" has sincerely become my stance on punk. it's just not possible

The only thing that's punk is arguing about what is and isn't punk

there's nothing punk about semantics or classification actually. it's just not possible

this post made me angry so i went to listen to my FAVOURITE PUNK ALBUMS that i have on CASSETTE (the punkest medium) but i couldn't find them. they were gone. i tried looking them up but the names turned to meaningless fluff in my mind as i typed. it didn't feel like it meant anything anymore. I tried to remember what they sounded like but could recall nothing. I'm saying the word "punk" out loud to myself but it just sounds like noise. I'm not sure i'm even saying it right. was it ever real?

it's just not possible

Honestly I think Americans, specially highly insecure millennials and gen Z-ers, are literally so terrified of ever “being a bad person” and so like fastidiously obsessed with personal morality in absolutely fucking everything that they ever do (even fucking media consumption, Jesus) that there’s a lot of appeal to creating an internet politics that consists basically of “use your marginalized identity to declare yourself above ethical judgement, this way you get to be a good person 100% of the time and never experience your weird guilt complex ever again”