katharine anne

hudson williams was really onto something when he said "munch munch munch yum yum yum"

MOST of my problems could be solved by carly rae jepsen cut to the feeling. the rest will have to be solved by carly rae jepsen run away with me.

ok well first of all shane and ilya have no idea vampires exist and this is because of marleau who is actually an ancient warrior who was the mightiest ajax type figure of his time except a witch cursed him after he killed her village and he became one of the first vampires and he wandered around europe aimlessly for millennia until the sport of hockey was invented at which point he discovered that his true calling all these years was not decapitation or the lamentations of women but actually playing right wing for the boston bears and he was only doing the viking thing because they hadn’t come up with hockey yet. so he’s actually the protector of all hockey and all of the other vampires know to avoid all hockey players lest they incur the wrath of the great and ancient and terrible vampire marleau. so jot that down.

the universe is expanding because the past has nowhere to go so the present has to get bigger to fit it