string cheese for my haters

its gay asf for a man to be a paladin....who are you laying hands on? other men?

a goofy as all shit idea i had with my friends (@sideblogdotjpeg and @stone-stars) is a mixed bag. i’ve ascended.

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

can you imagine if your biggest legal culpability was that you got no game? three out of three lawyers agree on this and one of them is your own personal legal representative

Is Grisby over?

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

the crits.... emily axford the woman that you are

saccharina is such a good character when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you she’s not