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Happy ides of march 2026 I bring you Julius Caesar weighted pincushion for consideration

#ides of march #julius caesar #lmao

your-neighbourhood-antisocial

#ides of march #15th of march #et tu brute #happy stabby time

billbug

looks like i was googling some dark sorcerer shit last time i used my web browser

zaifonart

Knight Waitress for Looters. (2020)

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melioristicbeast

listen lubalin's i just need butter is a shower song don't ask me why, it just is yes even though there's literally a song about showering later in the album shh

been too long since i sillyposted, had to get it out of my system - song under the cut as always <3 If you have any teen wolf playlists please share!! always looking for new music!

Other music headcanon posts: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / My Stiles playlist

#lmaoooo this is so cute #absolute goober omg #I love these lil music posts so much stiles really be BOPPIN’#also the sheriff’s lil smileeee 🥺🥺🥺#one of my fav headcanons is stiles is just as loud and obnoxious as his mom was #so when he does this Noah is always like: yep an absolute lunatic just like his mother #also Derek with werewolf super hearing getting stiles’ shower concerts in high def surround sound as god intended #I’m obsessed as always #teen wolf #teen wolf fanart #stiles stilinski #derek hale #sheriff stilinski

starridge

theres truly no better feeling on here than when someone leaves a long paragraph in the tags pointing out details you intentionally included in your art. YES !! PLEASE POINT IT OUT OTHERWISE I WONT KNOW IF PEOPLE NOTICED!! YOURE SO COOL!!!!!

x23innocencelost

The little-known 10th circle of hell, known as "Favorite character is extremely popular but you are also extremely particular and everyone is wrong".

#lol been there so many times omg

Me, reading your tags on writing Stiles:

eyyyyyy I gotchu

(Me using the oldest trick in the book: just say as many words as possible and in the strangest way you can think of, eventually ur gonna accidentally say something useful or at least entertaining to someone 😎)

regicidal-defenestration

She would not fucking say that. Yes she said that in canon, but I perceive a greater truth unaffected by her writer's misogyny

#REAL #thinking of so many characters that this applies to omg

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.

theshitpostcalligrapher

i keep mine in my fanny pack :)

iamaslutforjatp

It kills me every day that Stiles Stilinski is so fucking expressive and I will never be able to fully capture that through the written word

inkandgasoline

I swear to god; this -- THIS -- is my #1 biggest challenge when it comes to my fanfic projects. If my WIP was only from Derek's POV it would've been done six freakin months ago.

I am so jealous of the writers who find Stiles natural to write. How do you DO IT? Tell me your secrets

#hehe that's why i love drawing/writing stiles sm he's so funky and silly #I find him easy to capture in writing bc im very expressive irl #catch me working on my wips stopping to flail around while acting out the scene in my head lol #i be zippin' around on my rolling chair while workshopping smartass comments to include in stiles' internal monologues #writing stiles existing in a space is truly more about curating a vibe over describing what he's actually doing anyway lmao #he is the perfect vessel for wild but fitting similes and metaphors #call me david attenborough the way i commentate on the dramatic ass bird of paradise that mainlined a weeks worth of adderall #he's an unconventional guy so using unconventional phrases just works even if it sounds crazy #I also think of him in terms of choreography or live theater direction too which i think helps some #bc you really have to exaggerate what u are saying to get your point across to the performer y'know? i may just be insane lol #also I think there’s an art to getting the right amount of personality in there like u don’t wanna go overboard but still have fun w/ it #I personally like to imagine older stiles having dealt with all his trauma and stuff just leaning into being a little more goofy #like his humour shifts and he’s not bitingly sarcastic anymore but still very witty #so the context is very important too #ok im done #stiles stilinski #teen wolf #fanfiction #maxxifer yaps

werepires

Deancas coldplay kisscam scenario where the internet goes insane because serial killer Dean Winchester just got spotted alive and cosied up to missing person James Novak

thejukeboxzero

Breaking News: Illinois native presumed to be dead discovered at Coldplay concert with FBI's most wanted, Dean Winchester (Also presumed to be dead), more on this at 11-

#real #spn #destiel

cosmokrill

Parker Lee Braddigan

#date everything #parker bradley #brennan lee mulligan #hehehe silly man

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So wild to go back and rewatch canon scenes of teen wolf bc what do you mean it doesn’t even end with the dramatic yet very whimsical teen wolf movie that I rewrote in my head????

#Will it ever get written? probably not lol #but it’s very good I promise Stiles and Derek go on a silly lil road trip while running from the law for a hot minute #R.I.P. to his FBI career tho he literally got to be a normal adult for like 3 years after college #but he’s cool w/ it bc adventureeeee #also Scott would be the vessel for my canine genre of autism it’s fantastic #teen wolf #stiles stilinski #derek hale

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