"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

The way I use the dating/hookup apps is once or twice a month I get desperate enough to open them and I say “PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DOES ANYONE WANT TO FUCK ME” and between 20 and 40 people say “YES!!!!” and then I close the apps for another month and nothing happens. Not sure what I’m doing wrong here

all the succession inspired tv shows focus on “rich kids mean dad everyone says fuck a lot one poor meow meow” when the real charm of succession was gay stewy, weird guy dog motif at the center of a otome harem, women committing crimes, gay stewy again, Siblings™️, mattmac

gaza is offline. my heart aches so much for everyone in gaza. watching al jazeera and all i’m seeing is explosions. pray for palestinians. don’t stop speaking up for palestinians. we have failed them, we cannot continue to keep failing them.

palestine is in a complete and utter blackout with israel launching hundreds of its heaviest airstrikes so far across gaza. this is a mass slaughter and we won't even know the extent of the casualties until it's over; israel have cut off telecommunications so they can commit their atrocities in the dark. there is a genocide happening right in front of our eyes and every person who has ever defended israel's "right to defend itself" has the blood of palestinians on their hands. we cannot ignore what is one of the most devastating massacres in human history.