Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

the 3 rules of enjoying Any fandom are 1. follow everyone who you find funny 2. block everyone who you find annoying 3. when you like someone's art tell them

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

Things often feel insurmountable but then you surmount them & don't really think about it that much afterwards

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

your cat was an honor to see in the window

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything