Take Me Back To Nopal

The anus and vagina would have to have some kind of interior canal (think similar to a fleshlight) but they would also have to be self-lubricating. Androids wouldn’t need their interior sex organs to be capable of reproduction though so I headcanon that in its place is a lubrication system. This system is possibly related to however Android produce saliva and tears.

This also follows with the prominent headcanon that their ‘cum’ would probably be just lubricant.

CW: Connor being an idiot, fingering, p in v, temperature play if you squint, Amanda, not proof read

Summary: Connor comes over for a movie night with reader. I think you can tell where this is going.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Connor is very cuddly after sex. He’s much more touch starved than he lets on. And those quiet nights with a lover are the only times where he really gets to just melt into another person.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite part of his partners body is easily their neck and lips. He loves biting and kissing both. As far as his own body though? Well, truth be told he’s rather detached from his own body. He was made to believe it was expendable. He’s unlearning that sure but it takes time. His favorite part of his body is whichever your favorite is. And let’s be honest, it’s probably his large hands.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

As an android, his cum is likely some kind of synthetic, thirium based substance. Likely it’s mostly just lubricant. I imagine if I was designing androids to have sexual anatomy, some kind of lubricant system would be necessary. So, that probably just doubles as the apparatus that produces the artificial cum. That being said, androids likely have some amount of control of when they cum. Because these replicas of human reproductive parts were created with the pleasure of the human partner in mind. So it’s unlikely he’s cumming before his partner — that said, if his partner loves cum, he’s happy to do so over and over again… and he secretly loves when it gets messy.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Once he realizes he has his own sexual desires and that his partner does too… well he’s honestly just constantly thinking about sex. He wants to learn EVERYTHING he can about sex and human anatomy. EVERYTHING. Not so much a dirty secret… but when he’s zoned out at work at the DPD… more often then not he’s ‘researching’ (aka watching porn or reading blogs about) a new sex position to try with his partner.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I imagine that the reason Connor has reproductive parts is in case he has to do some kind of undercover work or other detective work where having sex with someone might reveal more information for him. So, CyberLife didn’t program him to be a novice. He knows what he’s doing but he’s never had the physical experience himself until recently.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He LOVES any position where you’re riding him. Of course, he’s rather eclectic in the positions he’s interested in and wants to try but he’s a service dom in bed. And he wants to let you use his cock however you need. Hence, having you ride him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He is chronically serious in bed. Whether he’s being a hard dom or a soft one, it’s always intense. It’s always deep. There’s always intimacy and eye contact out the wazoo. Maybe he can come to lighten up during the act over time… maybe.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn’t have much hair. He was designed to be very clean cut. He doesn’t have a single hair out of place. Even the hair on his head that looks out of place is purposefully so. He’s not very hairy and what is there is very well groomed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Connor is very romantic, almost hopelessly so. He’s the kind of guy to sprinkle rose petals and light candles, especially if it’s the first time you two are having sex together. If you do something romantic for him in bed? He’d swoon. He loves if you buy a nice piece of lingerie to wear for him or if you’re just absolutely loving and romantic towards him during the act, letting him be the center of attention after a frustrating case. He’d just be putty in your hands.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t really jack off because as an android he doesn’t really need to in the same way a human would. That being said, there have been times when he’s lonely. He’s the kind of guy who might ‘accidentally’ slip your underwear in his pocket before leaving in the morning to remember your scent. He’s a bit of a perv like that (and we love him for it).

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He LOVES power dynamics in bed. Old habits die hard he supposes, but he’s used to hierarchy and structure, it’s comfortable and exhilarating. So, where it’s you or him who’s in charge he’s having a good time. If it’s him though? He can be quite in favor of corporal punishment. So be prepared.

He also is the type to just what to try every kink under the sun with his partner at least once. Of course, if you express discomfort with trying something he won’t push it but he’ll try anything you let him. To him, it’s like experiment, collecting data. Seeing what gets you going and what make practically melt into putty under him.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He’s a bit bashful about doing it in more public places. In the bed, on the couch, or in shower tend to be his go to. But, he’s not above doing it in the backseat of Hank’s car or some other DPD service vehicle. Or hell, even in the DPD restroom! Why not?

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He is not immune to teasing, in any capacity. Once you flip that trigger in his brain, while he’s capable of switching it back, he doesn’t what to. Not when you’re sending him those dirty texts or sitting on his lap at his desk, or even purposely bending over in front of him with those tight jeans on — oh rA9 save him!

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He doesn’t have a lot of turn offs. He’s pretty willing to try most things. But sharing would take a lot of convincing. He’s the jealous type. He just feels like you’re the one thing that’s actually completely his.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

The way this man begs like a puppy to have you sitting on his face must be studied. He’s addicted to giving head. He loves the salty taste of warm human skin. Is it odd? Maybe! Does he care? Not really! When he’s receiving though? He’s a blubbering mess. He tastes a little silicone-y and vaguely like blueberries. Also head in the DPD bathroom? Say less actually.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends on his mood. He’s usually up for what you’re up for. Especially if it’s the first time? It’s deep and sensual. But we all know he’s a bit of a hot head and if he’s had a rough day and you let him be rough? Oh he’s rough. But of course, never to a point you don’t like. And he’s always a consent king above all else.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickie king. He knows how to make you cum quickly and if you ever offer to pull him into some supply closet and get on your knees? He may put on a facade of having priorities but I sure you, he really doesn’t in this situation.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes. I think he’s made it pretty clear thus far. He is always searching for new positions, new kinks, new ways to make you scream his name and model number … yes.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has no need to worry about stamina (android perks). So really he can go as long as you let him. If you’re up to really be pushed to the limit? He has no qualms about going until you’re a sobbing mess and tapping out under him.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has a “but I’m basically your sex toy” attitude towards toys. Like genuinely. His dick can vibrate and he never runs out of stamina, why do you need a toy again? He’s not a total stickler, if you really want to use them he’ll allow it. But truthfully, he’d just prefer you call him over if you need something.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh he’s the worst tease. Especially if you’ve been bratty? You’re getting fucked sure, but cumming? Maybe you should have behaved! He will work you up and make you cry before giving in if he’s in a teasing mood.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s loud. He’s talking you through it, moaning, groaning, grunting… yeah he’s not quiet unless it’s like a public quickie. He knows some places require a little discretion. But if it doesn’t? He will be heard.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I have so many random nsfw headcanons about this man. But for the sake of this post? He’d be lying if he said he doesn’t get off on taking care of you a little bit. He’d be cooking your meals, giving you a bath if you’re tired. He just likes taking care of you a lot. If you call him out (even as a joke) about him treating you kinda like a pet? Oh he’d get so flustered.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Android sexual parts were made with human pleasure in mind. He’s big enough to satisfy. Both in thickness and in length. Nuff said.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not being limited by being human has its perks. This really does depend on his partners sex drive. He’d go basically whenever they want. That said, he does have sex on his mind more than he’d care to admit.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)