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some of you have GOT to get comfortable with lying and situational morality and i'm not kidding

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

pretty sure you’re literally the only person who understood my vision on this accursed post

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

Reblog hole to destroy bloodlines and oppress Christians

mitch mcconnell is siphoning the life force off other politicians

Holding on to this for the day Trump finally kicks it and Republicans pretend to be outraged and horrified at how big the celebration is, and claim that it's just due to some rot in current-day society that has never before been seen.

Not to mention how they’ve openly celebrated the deaths of people THEY don’t like. Just last weekend Robert Muller passed away and they had the AUDACITY to say that they were glad he’s gone.

WE NEED TO START TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT BIGENDERISM

seeing people say “sometimes i wish i was a guy but i still want to be a girl too” or vice versa and it’s like YOU CAN!!! YOU CAN DO THAT!!!! TAKE MY HAND

Translator? Why not trans now?

My parents just read this post aloud to me and asked me if I’d seen it. I don’t know how to react.