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don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

As per my last clay tablet,

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?

tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier with the big gun

im the completely off the wall reaction to a fairly mundane post

Your soldier with a big gun looks gnc af

another graveyard banger

If I ever went on a space mission, I would 100% be brushing up my vocabulary before I went just so I could really lean into my descriptions up there.

i hate when girls feel dumb for trying to see the best in people and then end up hurt or disappointed like no!! it’s those people that were dumb for misleading you. they took advantage of your kindness and generosity, and they’ll rot for it 

if jstor has a million fans i am one of them. if jstor has five fans, i am one of them. if jstor has one fan, that one is me. if jstor has no fans, that means i'm no more on this earth. if the world is against jstor, i am against the entire world. till my last breath, i'll support jstor.

i don't really want to do the WORK today i don't really want to do the work TODAY i don't REALLY want to do the work today i DON'T want to do the work today