More Love Than Sense

get in loser we’re gonna admire moss and mushrooms in the forest

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

Princesses are allowed to snuggle up and hide in pillows and blankets. It's burrowing behaviour and it's cute

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people