Hi Y'all, Glad to be Back

Thank you so much, this turned out great!

I wonder if people in the fallout universe are still using 200 year old tampons or if some crazy chemist named fuckass atomic Becky or whatever has figured out how to mass manufacture them

Making home brew wasteland birth control and/or testosterone at a chemistry station out of some random stuff you found in a subway station. No need for atomic Becky’s janky tampons after that.

Atomic Becky of course has an issue with homebrew testosterone. Not because she’s transphobic but because there’s less people buying her questionable tampons.

h- hopital

The hospital is overrun with super mutants so good luck with that

How I post when I don't know the Followers of the Apocalypse are right there and can solve this problem for free.

Not everyone lives near the followers of the apocalypse. Some of us are still raiding zombie infested Walmarts for some Tylenol.

funny post and all but this is genuinely an issue with Bethesdas Fallout. It's like time stands still in the years immediately following the nuclear war. People are living in scrap metal hovels and scavenging crumbling supermarkets for neccessities, even though supposedly 200 years has passed? There's no sense of human progress, rebuilding, evolution. it's one of the reasons new vegas is better. there's still ruins and shit but people are doing agriculture, running businesses, developing a new world. the old is still very much there but it's not all there's to it.

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.

all of my favourite things are like beautiful racehorses that trip over their own feet a hundred times. but they get back up again. and goddamn, you should see them run.

Happy pride to all the fellow sickos, may a “should kink belong at pride” thinkpiece never cross your dash this year

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

Sometimes in Omegaverse situations when people say they smelled like ‘fresh baked bread’ my brain yells YEAST INFECTION

‘Never before have I smelled someone so sweet and syrupy’ DIABETIC KETOACIDOSIS